The Frij - Cooling Things Up!

Monday, March 27, 2006

A long absence

Frij finally got back to visiting the BT last weekend and here's a list of what transpired during his month long absence:

- Mikey and Beppo took advantage of his post whoring absence, Frij is now third on the most wanted list. (The admin does not count)
- Andric resigned, left his embassy work to become a rockstar. How cool is that? Frij suggest placing an offer for the recording contract
- Lunchbox is thinking about moving to Nova Scotia, joining the showbiz industry and getting laid by French-Canadian women.
- George Bush has been welcomed in the super-secret porn forum of the BT and now enjoys weekend masturbation even more.
- Qar has been compromised.
- Lumi is shocked by a Philippine coup (this coming from the resident anarchist (Frij means that in a good way)), while
- Vegita is anticipating Frij as the next El-Presidente and having molotov cocktails at the Palace (Facism would be perfected under the Frij rule!)
- Tul celebrated his birthday and his 5th anniversary at the board with a comment on Len no one can forget..... that she was good in bed.
- Len, Frij asks if there is any hint of falsehood in that statement.
- Kellybean is having goosebumps at the third person approach. Frij says "Boo!"
- Groovy was caught mooning and Jai took the bait.
- Schlicky is having a shotgun marriage and is happy.
- Shmuggles is having a shotgun marriage, in secret and is happy.
- Splotchy's dad passed away but he is ok now, f*cked his wife silly to pass off depression. Good on ya mate.
- Tricks is having wet dreams about Splotchy's sister. Frij has yet to see a picture.
- QueenKatie just delivered a healthy baby boy who looks like her, so reading the scripture:

"..And if a man's discharge proceeded that of the woman, then the child resembles the father, and if the woman's discharge proceeded that of the man, then the child resembles the mother."
(Teachings of the Prophet Muhammad as narrated by Anas) Sahih Al-Bukhari Vol 6, Book 60,
Number 7
we could then surmise that either Mat has a big schlong or he knows his foreplay tactics.

- Srato sent Frij a friendster message. Frij is now close to completing the picture collection.
- Hey look! Meggles posted a comment. Frij misses Mommy Megg and ask forgiveness for not dropping a note.

Strange weather pattern? You need to get out some more...

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Almost ready to launch

Maya and Aida are almost set for their business launching, all Frij need to do now is sit back and watch. Frij should've charged consultation fees (perhaps later on... LOL)

They're undergoing a week training at the shawarma boot camp.....being taught how to slice and dice meat and vegetables (Frij would like to know how that sauce is made). Maybe a free dose of kebab every week will suffice for him.

Next stop will be finding someone to man the store while the managers are away.

"Abu Sarap" (Sarap translates to Delicious) is the name, how ironic, being it almost syllabically pronounced as "Abu Sayaff" (the local Al-Qaeda group). A real good attention grabber






Moving forward to other things....

Hopefully he'd be flying again to Bacolod and Cebu this April. The PBX system needs the upgrade and things need to get moving. The Class A IP Segment is finally rolling out with ease, once this thing is smoothly running on the network, VoIP would cash in like chocolate sundaes in Boracay.

A good plan for another beach gathering should be in place....

Monday, March 13, 2006

The Specks

shadowchaser (one of Mukamo's members) made a rendition of "High" originally sang by The Speaks. Check it out

Never knew that guy had some funny bones in him. Reminds me of Dong Abay (Yano's lead vocalist) in this rendition of his.

Don't watch The Two Monkeys...it might kill you.

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

A Delicious Plan

This past week Aida found a good business proposition and decided to get Maya tagging along. It was a new business establishment opening for franchise, lots of goods to select from. From mini donuts to pizza, shawarma/kebab, dimsum, blank CDs, prepaid cellcards, just about everything you could look for.

They've attended the seminar and from Maya's summary the prospect looks good, they're looking at the shawarma option. $800US for the franchise which includes your stand, 1 set of uniform, equipment and training, she figures it'll take about roughly $1000US including expenses for the paperworks. Not bad, she's looking for a good place to setup the stand where traffic is huge and low competition or no competition (if there's such a place). A few more inquiries and planning and hopefully this business would launch by April.

Being at home all day long could get pretty boring, it'll be a good filler for her. We'll see how this goes...

Friday, March 03, 2006

Ugly as hell...

A lady walked past a drunk guy....
Drunk guy: Damn, youh are ugly!

Not to be outdone
Lady: Yeah?! And you're a fat drunk bloke!

Drunk guy: Tomorrow ahd be a fat sober bloke and youh? Youh'd still be ugly.

Shake Rattle and Roll

Aside from the 5.5 quake that hit last Wednesday (March 1) night, March 2 was silent. He thought that something was about to happen after 13 days, instead it was the usual tremor, though this time it was followed by a sudden gush of rainfall lasting for about an hour then an abrupt end. All is well again.

President GMA finally lifted Proclamation 1017, Frij wanted it to last a bit more just to keep those good-for-nothing protesters in-line and in-check. Too bad it couldn't last longer than it should otherwise a real ruckuss would be on their hands.

Their Homeowner's Association is in need of a new set of board of directors and Frij has decided (after much deliberation) that he will run for office. The current administration handled it pretty well but the officers feel that its time for others to take the lead. Its public service anyway so there ain't no paycheck except for a good pat in the back from fellow neighbors. The neighborhood musn't fall ill due to the absence of a few leaders, he likes how things are and it should remain as is or strive to improve for the better. He is running....

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

A weird chain of events

January 22, 2006 (Sunday morning)
Manny Pacquiao wins over Erik Morales for the WBC International Super Featherweight title


13 days later....
February 4, 2006 (Saturday morning)
Wowowee gameshow stampede kills more than 66


13 days later....
February 17, 2006 (Friday morning)
Landslide buries an entire town


Next 13 days....March 2
Are we waiting for something to happen tomorrow? Mayon or Taal volcano seismic readings should be a good sign.