The Frij - Cooling Things Up!

Monday, March 27, 2006

A long absence

Frij finally got back to visiting the BT last weekend and here's a list of what transpired during his month long absence:

- Mikey and Beppo took advantage of his post whoring absence, Frij is now third on the most wanted list. (The admin does not count)
- Andric resigned, left his embassy work to become a rockstar. How cool is that? Frij suggest placing an offer for the recording contract
- Lunchbox is thinking about moving to Nova Scotia, joining the showbiz industry and getting laid by French-Canadian women.
- George Bush has been welcomed in the super-secret porn forum of the BT and now enjoys weekend masturbation even more.
- Qar has been compromised.
- Lumi is shocked by a Philippine coup (this coming from the resident anarchist (Frij means that in a good way)), while
- Vegita is anticipating Frij as the next El-Presidente and having molotov cocktails at the Palace (Facism would be perfected under the Frij rule!)
- Tul celebrated his birthday and his 5th anniversary at the board with a comment on Len no one can forget..... that she was good in bed.
- Len, Frij asks if there is any hint of falsehood in that statement.
- Kellybean is having goosebumps at the third person approach. Frij says "Boo!"
- Groovy was caught mooning and Jai took the bait.
- Schlicky is having a shotgun marriage and is happy.
- Shmuggles is having a shotgun marriage, in secret and is happy.
- Splotchy's dad passed away but he is ok now, f*cked his wife silly to pass off depression. Good on ya mate.
- Tricks is having wet dreams about Splotchy's sister. Frij has yet to see a picture.
- QueenKatie just delivered a healthy baby boy who looks like her, so reading the scripture:

"..And if a man's discharge proceeded that of the woman, then the child resembles the father, and if the woman's discharge proceeded that of the man, then the child resembles the mother."
(Teachings of the Prophet Muhammad as narrated by Anas) Sahih Al-Bukhari Vol 6, Book 60,
Number 7
we could then surmise that either Mat has a big schlong or he knows his foreplay tactics.

- Srato sent Frij a friendster message. Frij is now close to completing the picture collection.
- Hey look! Meggles posted a comment. Frij misses Mommy Megg and ask forgiveness for not dropping a note.

Strange weather pattern? You need to get out some more...

8 Comments:

Blogger Unknown said...

Awwwwwwwww mommy Megg misses you too! And see what happens when you stay away from us for so long? Your post whoring skills needs attention!

11:13 AM  
Blogger AliverMD said...

I need to get out more Megg...

2:13 PM  
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